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"Please stop staring at me," I whispered to Russia urgently, "It's disturbing me,"

"No, I don't think I will, Mattvey," Russia replied, putting enough emphasis on my name to make me flinch.

The past year had been...interesting to say the least. It was like Russia had all of sudden "became interested in better relations between these two northern countries" as quoted by his prime minister. He ever so slowly started inviting my prime minister over; for dinners, conferences, etc. I had gotten away with faking ill to not go, saying the oil sands were giving me a headache or my debt was giving me a small fever. However, nothing prevented Russia and his prime minister from coming to my home.

I had tried various methods of subtle persuasion, but my prime minister didn't seem to take the bait. It was all, "we should make an equal effort", "avoiding conflict" and other things to make me feel guilty.

Of the three times Russia had come over, this was the first that he had addressed me with my formal name. Luckily, it had been when both his own prime minister and mine had left to discuss some private matters. He hadn't even attempted conversation, just stared at me for the hour or two from when they had left until now.

"B-But that's way t-too personal," I mumbled under my breath as I gave Kumamuk a stroke with one hand, anxious for our prime ministers to return.

"I'll call you whatever I want, Mattvey,"

"I've asked you nicely," I grimaced, failing very hard at eye contact. My eyes had met his chin only to rush back to my polar bear.

"Your point?"

"T-This is m-my house," I attempted to say sternly, epically failing as my tongue seemed to swell.

"Very intimidating," Russia laughed, leaning forward to place his head in his hands, "You understand why they left us alone, da?"

"Th-They had important th-things to discuss in priv-vate," I stammered, still staring at Kumamou.

"They will be back in five minutes, if not sooner. If there was anything important needed to be discussed, we would need to be present. They wanted to see how we interact with each other, so act like you love me when they come back in or I'll gut your little dog there," Russia smiled, reaching out to pat my thigh, "I think that is fairly reasonable,"

"Wh-Wh-WHAT!?" I cried out, hugging Kumabear closely as my face drained of all colour, "You won't t-touch him! What gives you the right!?"

I slapped his hand off my leg and stood up, he stood as well, towering over me by a good foot.

"Did you not understand?" Russia smiled, his face muscles tensed as he restrained himself from who knows what, "Do I have to show you?"

"N-NO NO,!" I squeaked, bringing my hand to roughly pat his shoulder while nervously laughing, "B-Best friends, eh? Love? All that jazz?"

"Right," Russia smiled hugely, grabbing me into a hug just as a knock hit the door and the two "missing" prime ministers appeared again.

"Cana-" My prime minister had started before gaping at the iron-clad hug I was in, "C-Canada!?"

"B-Best friends," I managed to choke out before Russia let go of me and placed an arm over my shoulders.

"Da, we love each other," Russia mused, smiling as if he had just won a new toy, "Me and my comrade Mat-"

"B-BEST FRIENDS!" I quickly interjected, I refused to let him use my name again! 

"Please tell me since I forget, what's your dog's name?" Russia glared, smiling down at me, a chilling feeling hitting my spine.

"H-He's a Polar B-Bear," I stammered squeezing Kumagigi hard enough to make him give out a short yelp, "H-His name is Kumakimo,"

"Kumakimo?" Russia questioned, "I thought it was Kumajiro?"

"No, it's Kumafigu," I told him, trying to set him straight.

"You just said his name was Kumakimo,"

"Yes, it's Kumahico!" I said, frustrated. How hard was it to get his name right?

"But, you just s- never mind," Russia sighed, pinching the nerve between his eyes, "You know exactly what I am trying to get at,"

"B-BES-ST FR-FRIENDS!" I screamed [which was about a normal person's tone of voice], clinging to his side, "I LIKE RUSSIA SO M-MUCH!"

"It's great to see the two of you getting along so well," my prime minister smiled, looking between the two of us as if they knew something we didn't, "The two of you being close will help a lot in the future plans we have."

"Agreed completely," mused the Russian prime minister as the two of them exchanged a look.

The meeting went on, both Russia and I sitting with our leaders. Russia had been staring at me for a long time now, his childish grin still stuck on his face. I swear to God, he isn't a country...he's Satan himself. No, he's probably worse than Satan. Satan wouldn't threaten my Kumadee just because he wants....

Why in God's name did he even want me to say we liked each other? What exactly is going on, what are they planning?

I glared at Russia, which most likely just looked like I was pouting. He let out a low chuckle and I turned my other cheek, glancing towards the window. It was piled high with snow outside, as per usual for a January.

I longed to get out of the room and get back to my house where I could sit by the fire with my polar bear, drink some hot cocoa and maybe hang out in the snow for a bit. Maybe I could just sneak to the door, I don't think anyone would notice. I glanced at the three, and felt that idea rush out of the door without me as they all looked at me expectantly.

"So?" urged my prime minister with a smile, "What do you think?"

"Uh..."

"About going to Russia?"

"Wa-What!?" I squeaked out, throat tightening.

"It's been a while, hasn't it?" Russia smirked, "Around the Суперсерия СССР – Канада was near the last time, I believe?" 

"S-Summit Series?" I stammered, ducking me head shyly, "I think so,"

As uncomfortable as I might have felt around Russia when we talked, it was something else entirely when we were on the ice. The Summit Series was crazy, forever in my Top 10 Hockey Games list. I admit I got a little violent, but so did Russia. It was hockey in it's finest form; pride and tension filled every second. 

That certainly brought back memories, but I didn't have any plans on having another "friendly" game with Russia until the Olympics. How the hell am I supposed to get out of this visit?

"I-I-, uhm, y-you see he-"

"Then it is set," Russia beamed, standing up, "You're coming up next month. Bring something warm, it will still be winter when you come."

"B-B-"

Russia grabbed my arm, pulling me to stand up with him. He quickly wrapped his fingers around mine in a handshake. He squeezed unnecessarily hard, crushing my hand inbetween his.

"See you quite soon, Mattvey," Russia almost growled, his darker side seeming to seep through.

With that he let go of my hand; I clutched it close to my chest.

"Goodbye to you too, little bear," Russia cooed, patting the oblivious bear which I had sat down by my feet.

He nodded to my prime minister before rushing out the door, his own prime minister tailing after with a quick good-bye and a thank you.

Once the door closed, my knees collapsed and I plopped onto the couch with a thud.

Oh, fuddle duddle, what have I gotten myself into? 
OHONHONHONHONHON~
I actually got this finsihed after what? a month?
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I just want to apologize for it being short, the next one will be longer! I promise!

Translations? Well, the only Russian is translated by Canada... it basically says the Summit Series, Russia vs Canada.

Funny thing is, the word Fuddle Duddle in Canada is kind of infamous. One of prime ministers, Pierre Elliot Trudeau, was accused of mouthing "fuck off" to one of the parties in the House of Commons. He simply told the press that he said "fuddle duddle". I seriously suggest reading up on him, he was anything but proper. Sarcastic to the bone. Well, what should you expect, he was french after all! xD
Just Google "Fuddle Duddle" and the first Wiki link has the full conversation at the bottom; it is freaking hilarious!

I THANK MY BETA FOR BEING AMAZING! And pointing out my slightly OOC parts, I LOVE YOU! Honestly, this story would be crap without her!
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Table of Contents

Part 1 - [link]
Part 2 - [link]
Part 3 - ~ You are here ~
Part 4 - [link]
Part 5 - [link]
Part 6 - Coming Soon ~
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Fuddle duddle XDDD
I just laughed at Canada shouting "BEST FRIENDS!!! WE LIKE EACH OTHER